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I bought these markers at Dollar Tree because I was curious to see how bad they’d be. Not as bad as I expected. Cheap, obviously, but not so useless that I can’t have fun with them.

My wallpaper right now.

Face-Off: Rival ‘Staches

I’m gonna grow mine like the guy on the left.

That’s the way they became the Brady Bunch.

(And Ann B. Davis as Alice.)

I don’t waaaaaaant to be sun dried. It sounds booooooring.

Ghost Pants Bot and other robots and more other stuff.

A bunch of moons, a few ghosts, a ghost moon, and some other stuff.

Contemptuous hipster looks upon your bucket of corporate coffee with disgust, before turning away from you and riding his fixie into the sunset.

He’s not scary. You’re just not used to the way he looks.